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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

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    How can you tell an ant's gender?

    Get a glass full of water
    Throw the ant into the glass
    If it sinks, it's girl ant
    If it floats, it's boy ant
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    Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
    He would stop at nothing to avoid them.
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    A statisticus was wading with full confidence through a river with an average depth of 1 meter.

    He drowned.

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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    I follow a whisky diet...

    .. already lost 6 weeks

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    I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?

    Sneakers!

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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

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    What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?

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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    Interviewer: Suppose you win a weekend off.
    Who do you take with you?
    A: Your wife?

    Man: B! B!

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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by MacNetron View Post
    Interviewer: Suppose you win a weekend off.
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    Man: B! B!
    Answer B: Your mother-in-law
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    What's the difference between a train and a loaf of bread?

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    A train is faster
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by mr.brick View Post
    What's the difference between a train and a loaf of bread?

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    A train is faster
    What if the bread is ON the train??! Not only that, but being carried THROUGH the train in the same vector??
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Post Script View Post
    What if the bread is ON the train??! Not only that, but being carried THROUGH the train in the same vector??
    Then the train is slower, meaning that the differences are different but both differences are the same in that they're different. Obviously

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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    this works in Dutch, lets try in English:

    What is the difference between a drill and scissors?

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    You can drill with a drill, but you cannot scissor with scissors

    (je kunt wel boren met een boor, maar niet scharen met een schaar)

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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by MacNetron View Post
    this works in Dutch, lets try in English:

    What is the difference between a drill and scissors?

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    You can drill with a drill, but you cannot scissor with scissors

    (je kunt wel boren met een boor, maar niet scharen met een schaar)
    It actually works particularly well in English because of an additional meaning of scissoring: [nsfw]


    Well, up until you discover that someone has apprently ruined all the fun: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=de...%3A+scissoring

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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    How did the farmer find his wife?


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    He tractor

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