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    The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    Post all your bad jokes here The louder the groan you get in response, the better

    I'll get the ball rolling with one I wrote myself (so you know it'll be god aweful xD):

    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub..... only to get blown up by the pissed off Welsh bloke who never gets a mention in these things xD
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    you know me so well

    in wales its always englishman scottishman and welshman jokes

    what do you call a fish with no eyes?

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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    I'm gunna be cheeky and do another one 'cos I love it so much xD

    2 guys walk into a bar.... you'd have at least thought the second one would have seen it xD
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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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    jesus walks into an Inn with a handfull of nails and says... "Can you put me up for the night?"
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    A man walks into a drum kit.

    Ba dum TSH.
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    A skeleton walk into a bar. "One beer and a towel please".

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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    I only know dirty jokes and not bad ones except

    When is a car not a car

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    when it turns into a parking lot


    I think we will need negative thanks for most of the posts in this thread -1 to bob methinks
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    why shouldn't you drink and drive?

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    because you spill your pint when you try to steer
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    Why is there no headache pills in the Jungle?
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    because the parrots eat em all
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    One I thought of when I was making a hot chocolate.

    What's a prostitutes favorite hot drink?

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    An atom walks into a bar and says to the barman "I think I've lost an electron!" The barman replies "are you sure?" .... "I'm positive!"

    This is what happens when I get bored in chemistry, phone internet ftw xD
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    What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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    Dam!
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    It is red and it is not a strawberry...

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    Hahaha! Got you, it is a strawberry!

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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shitzu?

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    A dog-zu.
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by NeoX View Post
    What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shitzu?

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    A dog-zu.
    This isn't actually a joke but I still find it funny. My uncle used to have a dog that was a cross between a shitzu and a poodle and he called it a shitoodle.
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    one from fallout 3 robotic butler!

    two cannibals are at a circus, one says to the other "Does this clown taste funny to you?"
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    just because this thread wouldn't be complete without it.....

    I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
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    Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Colt View Post
    just because this thread wouldn't be complete without it.....

    I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
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    Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair.
    bahaha!


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    Re: The Official Bad Jokes Thread

    Knock knock
    "Who's there?"
    "Doorbell repairman."
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